“They’re not afraid of Epstein’s list leaking. They’re afraid you’ll see who isn’t on it — because they made damn sure of it.”

🎭 Welcome to the Theater of Projection

When Donald Trump opens his mouth, odds are 50/50 he’s either lying or confessing. And in some twisted psychological magic trick, it’s often both.

His latest tantrum? Screaming that the entire Jeffrey Epstein scandal is a “Democratic hoax.” Yep. The same scandal he used to fan the flames of, the one he hinted “would take down the elites.” Now? It’s “bulls**t” and his own MAGA loyalists asking for answers are “stupid people doing the Democrats’ work.”

Sound familiar?

It should. This isn’t a new trick. Trump’s entire political career has been powered by projection. Accuse others of what you’re doing. Blame the press for “fake news” while inventing it in real time. Claim the FBI is being weaponized as you’re giving your buddy a “back-channel” pardon wishlist.

So when Trump screams “hoax!” about Epstein? Buckle up. It’s probably time to check what his fingerprints are all over.

🚨 Let’s Start with Ghislaine Maxwell’s Magic Carpet Ride

You might remember Maxwell — Epstein’s partner-in-predation, convicted on multiple sex trafficking counts, sentenced to 20 years.

So how the hell did she wind up in a minimum-security federal prison camp in Texas, sipping organic kombucha and practicing downward dog next to tax fraudsters?

Here’s how:

• She was moved “quietly” — just days after a two-day prison sit-down with none other than Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche.

• Who, you ask? Oh, Trump’s former personal lawyer.

• That same Todd Blanche is now running interference for Trump at the DOJ. And he shows up at Maxwell’s cellblock like a DoorDash delivery for leniency?

This violates federal incarceration policy. Convicts with over 10 years on their sentence? Not eligible for minimum-security status. But hey, rules don’t apply when you’re tight with the right fascist regime.

Did she talk? Sources say she gave names. “100 people,” in fact. Did that include Trump and his orbit? Maybe. But if it did, you’d never know — because the DOJ went full silent right after.

What followed? A PR stunt, a blackout, and then…

🏃‍♂️ Mike Johnson Delays Epstein Document Vote to Protect Trump

House Speaker Mike Johnson — who radiates the charisma of a gas station Gideon Bible and the integrity of a televangelist’s accountant — pulled a slick little stunt:

He sent the House home early before a vote could force the release of the Epstein files.

The excuse? “We won’t play the Democrats’ political games.”
Translation: “We need time to shred the evidence and rewrite the narrative.”

His move delayed a bipartisan push (yes, even some Republicans wanted this) to declassify the documents that could finally tell the truth about Epstein’s network — the powerful men who funded, visited, and protected him.

And guess what happened while Congress was out?

• DOJ quietly finished “reviewing” the Epstein files.

• AG Pam Bondi — another Trump loyalist — declared “nothing to see here”.

• Oh, and Maxwell got her prison upgrade. Cozy.

It’s like the whole cabal hit pause to re-edit the script, clean up the mess, and make sure the only names on that list were Democrats and maybe Prince Andrew’s tailor.

🧠 Trump Denies Epstein Files to Hide His Connections

Let’s recap the Commander-in-Grief’s latest tirade:

• Called Epstein fallout “bulls**t”

• Blamed Democrats for “weaponizing conspiracy theories”

• Laughed off the files as “old news”

• Then admitted he “hadn’t even read them” but was sure they were fake

Meanwhile, back in Reality Town:

• Pam Bondi, his hand-picked AG, literally said she had “Epstein’s client list on [her] desk.”

• Reports leaked that Trump’s name appears multiple times in the files

• Sources inside the DOJ say Trump was briefed directly on the fallout before Mike Johnson pulled the plug on transparency

So let’s put it together:

• Trump is terrified of what’s in those files.

• Trump’s team got to Maxwell and “convinced” her to talk (selectively).

• The DOJ gave themselves time to craft a story.

• Trump screamed “hoax” to discredit anything inconvenient before it even dropped.

This is a mob boss’s playbook wrapped in a McDonald’s wrapper and tweeted from a golden toilet.

🪞 Accusation = Admission: Trump projection tactics

This isn’t just about Epstein. It’s the same play Trump used for:

• Russia collusion (“No puppet, you’re the puppet!”)

• Election fraud (“It was stolen!” while he was making fake electors)

• January 6th (“Antifa did it!” — while he was calling the Proud Boys his “warriors”)

Trump accuses others of what he’s doing, gets his loyalists to echo it like parrots on Xanax, and by the time the truth comes out, he’s already on to the next lie.

It’s not just psychological projection. It’s strategic fascism.

And when the truth finally breaks through? He’ll blame the deep state. Again.

🔥 Trump Administration Corruption: What Do We Do?

We keep digging. We demand answers. And we mock the hell out of this narcissistic human dumpster fire until he either flees the country or gets perp-walked in a jumpsuit matching his tie.

We don’t let Mike Johnson, Pam Bondi, or Todd Blanche slip through the cracks.
We don’t accept “Oops! The dog ate the Epstein files!”
And we don’t stop shouting that these predators are protecting each other while lying to your face.

Not this time. Not on our watch.

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👊 Final Thought

They think you’ll forget.
They think you’re too tired to fight.
They think if they throw enough smoke, you won’t see the fire.

They’re wrong.

We are The No Wimps Army.
We are the Wolverines.
And we don’t let predators rewrite history — especially not the ones in suits and flag pins.

Sharpen your claws. This fight’s just getting started.